Hey people! My dear friend and one of the authors of KickAss family is joining INDImag family. Mr. Madhu requested me whether he could interview Guria on KickAss; well how could I have refused right? So here goes Mr. Madhu Rao of INDImag live on KickAss with Guria.
Welcome Aboard Guria. We have a tradition of welcoming a new member on board with our IM Anthem.
Bugles, trumpets out of bag;
Mav is joining INDImag.
Ours is the best place to be;
Welcome to INDImag family!
Claps Claps Claps.
After that amazing anthem written by me; let me welcome Guria, aka the Maverick Misfit aka Mav.
M: Welcome to INDImag Mav. How does it feel to be on the board of IM?
G: :-P Thank you Madhu. It feels great to be here. It has always been my dream to be a part of IM :-P.
M: Oh that’s great. I am honoured. But what exactly was the reason behind you wanting to be a part of IM?
G: :-P, Whenever there is a new author on board; you always welcome him/her with a wonderful welcome comment :-P. I wanted to get one too from you :-P.
M: Errrr Mav, why are you sticking out your tongue? Isn’t it rude?
G: :-P, Madhu, that’s my signature expression. I am sure you will get used to it soon.
M: You know why I wanted you to be on IM board? There are two reasons: First; apart from me, you are the only writer whose posts very few understand; most comment on our posts without understanding it and they are all praises; as they all want to play safe. Sigh!
Second – I have been curious to know; why do you call yourself Guria and not Gudia?
G: ROFL. You know, I have a few secrets. Please don’t reveal those :-P.
I do not like to use the letter D in Hindi. So I write my name as Guria instead of Gudia; I say Parai instead of Padhai (even if it changes the meaning completely), chor instead of Chhod etc. Etc. My second secret: I do not understand Hindi Genders – kya male hai and kya female hai muje nahi samaj aati hai. Mera hindi thoda si weak hai. I hope we will have to write only in English on IM. :-P
M: Ummmm, all right. That’s fine. (darn, I wish I had known it all earlier)
We at IM have a tradition to give a separate Signature to our authors:
Harsha is INDIhar; I am INDImad (for sure now; as I recruited you) and you shall be INDImav (I can’t believe I am doing this!).
Welcome aboard INDImav! Good luck (to me and IM)
PS: This is a pure work of fiction with real characters. Any resemblance to anybody is completely intentional.