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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

This post is about YOU!

Hello Bloggers, as promised, KickAss is here with a post on you people! Errrrrr, should i warn you guys first? OK, read this post only if you have the guts to face what most of you; or rather us are! So many times few of us have written indirect and sarcastic posts on bloggers; but we still see them coming back to us. They are slightly dumb to get the point as they fail to understand our sarcastic tone. Oh am I sounding rude? Well at least this time you have got it right. So I am hoping that you get the post too and find out (if I am so fortunate) which category you belong to and try to change (I know, I have got high hopes about you!).

One important thing I would like to add - I am not going to categorize anybody on the basis of how good or bad they write. The intentions are just to mention about those bloggers who do not preach what they practice!

Not at all wanted nutters - We all have them around us! They are usually hidden under the covers of "Anonymous" identity. You give them one opportunity, and they will attack you from all the possible angles; whether relevant or not. If your post is about how pretty the girls are or how to patao them, and the reader happens to be a gay; then he will abuse you left right center under anonymous identity! Phew, chill dude or dudette whoever; give yourself and us a break! Chill! If I have the guts to post straight things; then why are you hiding yours?Oh by the way; here at KickAss, we have a policy - we will not publish anonymous comments. So don't waste your time and our space please!

Showing off ones - You will find these people always talking about brands! No no, not about their knowledge about those brands; but what all brands they own; what cars they drive, where all they travel and how etc. etc. In short, they are the most conceited creatures around blogsphere (no offense meant Mr. Hedonist!). So people, I don't care if you own a Louis Vuitton bag or a Cross Pen, Mercedes Benz or a Ferrari (contact me if you own this car; I am ready to be adopted); but do not disclose such things on your blog! Nobody is interested in reading those things.

Crazy for Comments - These people will die of a shock if there are less than 20 comments on their post after 24 hours of posting it. They panic, they rant, they force others to comment, they sulk if you don't and what not. All they need is numbers. They write same kind of stuff each time; they even expect same kind of praises each time. If you criticize them, they will sulk even more! So people, just post good comments about them and you have a sure shot nagging follower forever!

"I don't know what are you talking about" ones - Well i didn't feel like using the term dumb here; as they never admit that they are dumb. But these people do not understand the simplest form of a post. Most of the time, they will leave a question mark, or they will take your funny post seriously, they will take your sarcastic remark as a compliment and in the end, you look like a fool!

Well people, here at KickAss, we have decided to kick the ass of people who bother us, but writing it down has been worse than getting our ass kicked; for I had to praise them all over again! And this is a sarcastic remark guys. Hope you have understood it this time!

N.B. You are welcome to wonder which category houses the talented proprietors of this blog, and are allowed to think aloud too. But whether it is advisable to do so... don't ask me!

10 comments:

Shilpa Garg said...

Good one Neha!! :)
Hope your objective is met!! :D

Karthik said...

Hmmmm lemme see...
Not the 1st, not the 2nd, not the 3rd, not the 4th.....
Whoa!!!!!!!! Thank heavens I don't belong to any of them. :-)
Wonderful start!
Keep kicking! :D

Rajalakshmi Umapathy said...

Now thats some serious kick Ass stuff.. Congrats neha!! that was really an eye opener for some hmmm people..


I'm ready for more stuff on KICK ASS.. Go for it girl..

Jaunty anima said...

Ahh...a kick ass post!!!
Keep cmn with such eye-openers;)

SiD said...

Good one...:D

NesQuarX said...

Oh do feel free to use the word dumb... More than half the world is 'intellectually challenged.' :D

Harini said...

Good one :)

Avada Kedavra said...

hehe.that was good :) waiting for more ass kicking!!

Neti said...

@ Shilpa, my needs are too many...they can never be met :D

@ Karthik, thanks..more kicking coming up :D

@ Rajlakshmi, thanks for your comments..we won't disappoint you :)

@ Jaunty Anima, thanks..:))

@ Sid, thanks :)

@ NesQuarx, so very true...thanks :D

@ Harini, thanks :)

@ Avada, more ass kicking is coming up :))

Bikram said...

yayyyyyyy I fall in all of the categories .. NOW BEAT THAT SOMEONE :)

I love being praised, Please write comments on my articles ..
Even is this somment comes as from Bikram .. please replace bikram with Anonym (yehi hoga cause only 6 characters :( )

I wish I ahd a ferrari, merc also looks good.. ANyone adopting you , please please recommend my name to there friend or relative please ...

Comments:- i got only 5 i suck awwwwwwwwwwwwww :"(

by the way what was this article all about.. was it about people like me :) TELL ME (here the question, now u will reply yayyyyyyy)

ask you waht ...